Please enjoy this exercise in transcendence.
DARREN HERCZEG
Poemz: Festival of Mi Familia
Weak Nights continues its constant exploration of contemporary Arts & Culture as we introduce our newest video series, Poemz. Please enjoy this first installment, an original piece by Lily Sparks.
The Martini and Hi-Life Variety Half Hour
Mi6 Agent Martini and his CIA counterpart Hi-Life have gone deep undercover as variety show hosts. Check out a typical episode of this unprecedented joint government operation:
Ode to a Professional Wrestler, pt. XXV
“Managers”
Mr. Fuji loves pain,
And Bobby is a brain.
Never forget how classy was Freddy Blassie,
And that Sherri was nasty.
Get down sweet little Sapphire!
Elizabeth–George Steele’s desire.
Rock on doctor of style Slick!
In time, Brother Love’s red face won’t make one sick?
No Luna! Get back in your cave!
Wave that French flag, Frenchy Martin wave!
Whoa–Paul Bearer is fat.
Finally: Jimmy Hart is a rat.
Tags: WWF Poetry
